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Mankind correct … let us celebrate

November 30, 2006

Do you use the internet?

When you use this “internet,� do you at any point check your email?

When checking this email, do you ever get the feeling that you have committed some sort of felony by merely peering at the title lines of the emails you have received?

Do you ever say, “My goodness, 90 percent of my email is spam� as you angrily try to delete all the ads for free viagra, Playstations and pornography?

If you are among the every single person alive who answered “yes,� then the study conducted by the California-based company Postini (which sounds like the newest member of the Three Tenors) has a study, the results of which might interest you.

It turns out that you, me and everyone was dead on with the óˆ­Š percent of my email …â€? statement.

Postini’s (I can’t get over how cute that name sounds. It’s Puccini’s cousin) study discovered that nine of every 10 emails sent throughout the world are spammish in nature.

You see there, 90 percent! We were right about something. Let’s all give ourselves a hand. Seriously, we’ve earned it.

Okay, now that the ovation has died down, let’s explore what this study will mean for the future of mankind.

Okay, thinking, thinking, … I got nothing … except that maybe the 9-of-10 will go up to 9.999-of-10.

Yeah, as neat and life-affirming as the Postini study is, it will not slow or come near slowing the spam problem.

Frankly, nothing can stop it.

My question has always been, what possesses a person to send spam to another person.

Unless we are dealing with the world’s worst impulse buyer, something tells me that these spams do not exactly generate revenue.

I have never been visiting the Doogie Houser, M.D., fan page, and thought “man, I really need some Viagra, but I don’t want to pay for it. If only there were some source of free viagra that wold be instantly accessible.â€?

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Seriously, I have never had that experience.

I have, however, been through the following experience.

Picture this. A handsome fellow (see the picture to the top right of the column) opens his email account and notices that he has 235 new messages to read.

He literally sparkles with the glee of knowing that 235 of his friends (or one, really crazy one) thought enough of him to either write him an email.

He quickly enters his mailbox to begin perusing the kind words of his many friends only to realize that, unless his friends have suddenly joined the black market and are now peddling free pain pills, he has been victimized by spam.

It’s a sad story and one that we have all experienced. So what can we do? Again, nothing.

I could write an entire column and everyone in the world could agree with me that spam is bad and that wouldn’t help anything.

Spam has simply gotten too big. It’s like the matrix only instead of being overtaken by super-sophisticated robots, the world is being conquered by banner ads.

I hate to be the bearer of gloom and doom, but that it just the way it is (things will never be the same … piano solo).

The good news is that now, thanks to Postini, we can at least revel in the fact that we were correct about something in life.

In a world in which we have all had that one girlfriend, boyfriend or spouse; that one Dodge Dart, Delta ‘88 or Cutlass Supreme; that one pair of male capris (okay that was probably just me) that we know we were wrong about, we now have that one trump card on all our bad calls.

We knew that spam was a problem. Now, smart people in London have confirmed it for us. We should be rewarded.

To that end (or the other end), let me do the honors of saying good call, mankind. Good call.

Will Tubbs is a native of Port Allen and a graduate of Louisiana College. If his friends fail to message him enough on Facebook, he becomes a heaping lump of sadness.

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Spam Now Worse than Ever Before

November 28, 2006

A new report from e-mail vendor Postini indicates that spam — or unsolicited commercial e-mail — is worse than it has even been. According to the San Carlos, California-based firm, the percentage of spam grew by 59 percent among the 70 billion e-mails that Postini processed from September to November alone, bringing the level of junk e-mail to a striking 91 percent of all e-mails sent.

According to Postini, total levels of spam have risen by 120 percent in the last year. And, just as bad, spam is growing more complex. Some of the latest problems include complex image spam and Office spam (in which malicious code is embedded in attached Microsoft Word, Excel, and PowerPoint documents).

Robot networks, consisting of hundred and even thousands of computers hijacked by malicious code to send out massive amounts of spam, account for much of today’s Viagra, drug, and porn offers. These botnets are often said to be controlled by organized criminal groups, not just rogue spammers.

Spam Evolves

“Spammers are increasingly aggressive and sophisticated in their techniques, and protection from spam has become a front-burner issue again,” said Daniel Druker, Postini’s executive vice president of marketing, in a published statement. “Spam has evolved from a tool for nuisance hackers and annoying marketers to one for criminal enterprises.”

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Drucker also claimed that the increase in spam has put corporate networks under a “state of siege.” But some companies are better than others at fighting that siege, according to Forrester analyst Khalid Kark. “A lot of people that we come across actually have it somewhat under control, typically if they have a provider that’s helping them, or if they have a couple of solutions trying to address [the problem],” said Kark.

Layered Protection

But not all companies take that approach — and they might suffer as a result. “If you’re using a tool or service that’s right out of the box, then it usually becomes an issue,” said Kark. “You have to basically customize or tweak it.”

According to Kark, the companies that fare the worst are those whose systems are simpler, or those who don’t take the time to customize their defense and deploy several layers of protection, from a network’s perimeter to each of its endpoints — that is, notebooks, laptops, and even cell phones and PDAs.

“The attacks are becoming complicated,” said Kark, “and if you don’t have a strategy to address that, you’re usually behind the curve.”

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The Top 10 Ugliest Men In Professional Sports

November 22, 2006

They may have the money and they may have the fame, but boy do they not have the face. Join 411 reporter Matt McCready as he counts down the 10 ugliest men in professional sports. It’s a piece of journalism deemed too SHOCKING for 60 minutes!

I assumed that my profile on Drazen Petrovic would be published today as opposed to last Saturday. I’ve been pretty busy and thus did not have a lot of time to write an article. So with a Friday afternoon to devote to my writing craft, I present to you the landmark article “The Top 10 Ugliest Men in Professional Sports”.

Now as a heterosexual male I might not be the most qualified guy to write this mean-spirited article, but regardless if you’re straight, gay, black, white, female, male or any other possible characterization; these guys are ugly. Besides, I myself don’t really have Walter Matthau Hollywood good looks myself so I at least have a little bit of experience when it comes to this topic.

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While it’s cheap to libel guys who’ve never done or said anything derogatory about me like this, I’m sure when these athletes are in their Parisian sheets in their race car bed (that also doubles as a race car) they’re really not going to lose a lot of sleep over what a poor humble son of the town butcher from Toronto writes about them. So here we go…

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Shouldn’t Viagra be OTC?

November 21, 2006

Why is Viagra a prescription drug? I understand it has a pretty small effective dose to overdose curve, but when used as directed it isn’t dangerous, addictive or have any problems that a doctor needs to be keeping track of constantly. There isn’t much reason to take Viagra in overdoses. It has a specific, easily observable effect that you are unlikely to need to heighten, like with say Tylenol. No one is going to say, “Oh, boners not big enough, better pop another 100mg of Viagra.”

There are risks of course. But most of these are associated with blood pressure medication, and you know if you are on BP meds. No interactions are so complicated or obscure that they can’t be on the back of a box. If you have an erection lasting more than four hours you check into an ER. I don’t see too much damage coming from the drug. You achieve a perfectly natural erection. No damage is going to be done to your body because of an erection. Is the load on the heart worse than I know about maybe?

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Basically it has an enjoyable effect, isn’t dangerous if you follow directions and treats an extremely common disorder. You are just as likely to OD on prescription Viagra as OTC Viagra, the attitude doesn’t change. There is no chance for abuse like with DXM. You can’t get high on Viagra. I have heard of some instances of closed eye visuals, but nothing you would go out of your way for if you are inclined to psychadelics.

I guess there should be an age limit, say 18, to buy it so dumb teenagers don’t abuse it, but even if they did, where would be the harm? I imagine the worst case scenario is someone freaking out and not being able to get an erection without Viagra for psychological reasons.

I kind of suspect they can just get away with charging more if it stays prescription. BTW anyone who knows more about Viagra and possible problems with it I would love to hear it.

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The hard truth about sex

November 20, 2006

The hard truth about sex is this: hot loving for both men and women depends largely on whether the man is fully up to the task.

This was revealed in a Pfizer Global Better Sex Survey (GBSS) at the International Urology Conference in Cape Town this week.

The survey is one of the largest global surveys of its type, which included interviews with 12 563 men and women in 27 countries.

Solly Mabotha, spokesperson for Pfizer South Africa, says “the survey was commissioned by Pfizer to quantify sexual satisfaction while gaining an insight into the unmet sexual needs and aspirations of participants”.

The 2006 report reveals that “about half of South African men (45 percent) and women (51 percent) are not fully satisfied with their sex life”, while a “keynote finding” shows that 50 percent of males and females interviewed globally “are not fully satisfied with their sex lives”, says Mabotha.

He highlights that it “indicates that South Africa is consistent with the global trends” - that “one in two men and women around the world are not fully satisfied sexually”.

The GBSS results show that “a majority of men (60 percent) are not satisfied with the hardness of their erections” and that “improving erection hardness may be the vital key to increasing sexual satisfaction for both partners”.

Dr Ezio Baraldi, the president of the South African Sex Association, says: “Sex is very important to both men and women around the world, and erection quality and hardness is a significant component of this.”

He adds there appears to be “a link between the GBSS findings and new clinical studies that suggest a lack of complete sexual satisfaction in some male respondents may be driven by physical as well as psychological factors”.

Dr Caren Hadders, the medical sexologist at the For Women Only clinic, agrees.

“From the view of male erection, quite a number of scientific studies have been done which look at the effect of erection problems on a woman’s sexuality,” says Hadders.

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“Men with erection problems bring negative things to the bedroom, where they feel less like a man, are emotional, anxious and lack confidence. This emotional side impacts on women’s sexuality.

“If there is friction between them, it affects sexuality on both sides,” she says.

Hadders adds that “an erection for a woman is more than just the organ; it’s about the man, the lover and how things are in the rest of their relationship, and him being happy and healthy.

“For a man, his masculinity is affected when he does not have a good erection. His erection is visible; they connect their sexuality and ability to be a lover to the penis,” she says.

Hadders points out that “a woman who has female sexual dysfunction will improve if a man’s erection problem is sorted out.

“But we live in a time where it is easy to sort out these problems with pharmaceutical products on the market.”

On hearing that the survey indicates 62 percent of men are interested in improving their sex lives, Hadders says: “To me it’s wonderful.

“With products like Viagra, Cialis and Levitra on the market, and with consumer campaigns through various media, men are getting comfortable in getting medical help.”

Interestingly, Mabotha says: “More than 80 percent of South African male respondents would be willing to take medication if it would improve sexual satisfaction.”

# According to the GBSS, Mexicans take the number one spot as the most sexually satisfied (75 percent are fully satisfied), and have sex only 6,6 times a month. In contrast, South Africans show only a 55 percent satisfaction - even though we have sex 7,2 times a month, above the international average of 6,48.

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Healthy sex life indicates good health

November 14, 2006

Ahealthy sex life means you’re healthy; an unhealthy sex life means you may not be.

Experts emphasize that sexual dysfunction is often a symptom of bigger problems, ranging from heart disease, diabetes, high blood pressure, hormonal deficiencies, depression, relationship problems or a combination of those things.

What is sexual dysfunction?

You suffer from sexual dysfunction if you don’t like what’s going on in the parts of your life that involve sex.

That said, more specifically, sexual dysfunction is “an impairment of a couple’s usual pattern of sexual interest,” says Heather Raznick, a clinical sex therapist with St. John’s Mercy Medical Center in West County, Mo.

Because of this, the percentage of people who suffer from sexual dysfunction is difficult to gauge.

For example, a significant number of people have low libido or lack of interest. But they don’t care. These folks don’t get counted.

“It’s only a problem if you feel like you’re having a problem,” says Dr. James Cummings, professor of urology at St. Louis University School of Medicine. “Some people have low libido or erectile dysfunction and don’t miss the (interaction) and don’t have a problem.”

Otherwise, statistics on sexual dysfunction tend to be extrapolated from other statistics. For example, about 75 percent of men being treated for heart disease and vascular problems suffer from erectile dysfunction, according to the National Institutes of Health.

Causes: Men

More often than not, a man gauges his sexual health by his ability to achieve an erection. The closer he gets to that ideal, the better he feels; the further, the more worried he gets.

Regardless, this litmus gives the medical community an easy way to gauge sexual dysfunction in men-if it’s happening, good; if it’s not, why not?

“Maybe 95 percent of the men I see for sexual dysfunction are here because of erectile dysfunction,” Cummings says. The other percentage is divided among low libido (low desire for sex), premature ejaculation and emotional problems.

So, when men ask doctors what’s wrong, they’re referring to the obedience of their sex organs. But that may not be where to look, Cummings says.

“Problems with sexual dysfunction can be a sign something is going on with your (vascular system), with your blood vessels; when the arteries harden, they harden everywhere,” Cummings says. “Or it could be a sign of diabetes.”

A sudden or even gradual appearance of erectile dysfunction may signal that a heart attack or stroke is two or three years away, Cummings said. That’s why he’s glad that drugs that help men achieve erections require prescriptions-men must visit their doctors to get them.

For a man who says he’s ready to get back into the social swing of things and is worried about his sexual response, Cummings recommends physical exercise. The healthier your body, the healthier . . . well . . . your body.

Causes: Women

Sexual dysfunction for women tends to work in the opposite direction of men’s. It’s more linked to emotional problems than with men, doctors say. Also, age and menopause play a tremendous part.

Any dysfunction tends to start with a woman’s perception of the quality of her life - her partner, job, perception of her physical attractiveness, finances, anything that can cause stress. The resulting sexual dysfunction includes inability to achieve orgasm, pain during sex, no fun during sex, lack of interest, low desire and anxiety about performance.

Therefore, says Raznick of St. John’s Mercy, women may need a combination of therapies, not just a doctor’s visit or not simply counseling. Women’s emotional health and physical health are tightly intertwined, she says.

Hormonal imbalance has received much attention in the past four years since the Women’s Health Initiative said estrogen therapy caused heart attacks. The study said that estrogen replacement therapy for post-menopausal women, whose bodies stopped producing enough estrogen, was bad and even harmful.

Dr. Octavio Chirino says that study’s findings were at best soft and may be flawed. Chirino is the chairman of the obstetrics and gynecology department at St. John’s Mercy Medical Center.

He explains, “When the WHI study came out in 2002, many women stopped estrogen as a post-menopause therapy, especially those who didn’t see gynecologists.”

Without estrogen replacement therapy, many women found their sex lives hampered by problems, mainly a lack of arousal and vaginal atrophy, Chirino says.

“That’s the most common physiological problem we see today,” he says. “The WHI was way overdone, and since that time there’s been a lot of backpedaling going on.”

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Remedies: Men

Men associate a lot of their social competence with the competence of their erection, experts say. That’s why the pills available through a doctor are so valuable.

In the past, men with problems that ranged from post-surgical to emotional simply were out of luck. Now, the big three medications - Cialis, Viagra and Levitra - have solved the physical problems for millions of men.

“I think we’re at a day and age where people don’t have to be embarrassed to talk about problems sexually,” says Cummings of St. Louis University. “I hope we’re producing physicians who are sensitive to those sorts of things, and I think that if you’re worried about your sex life, the one person who can help you is the doctor you go to see.”

Still, when the pills don’t work, the next step is an injection that men can give themselves. “That works best for someone in a stable relationship,” Cummings says.

Less frequently, the problem is low testosterone. Cummings explains that factors in low testosterone often are misunderstood. Testosterone and the ability to achieve an erection are not that closely connected.

“Testosterone makes you want to (have sex),” he says. That can work independently of the ability to have sex. One or the other may need to be adjusted, he says.

Remedies: Women

Regardless of the source of the problems, Raznick says, the best way to start therapy for women’s sexual dysfunction is to listen. Women need empathy from their doctors, mainly their gynecologists, who will ask questions and try to address the underlying causes of a woman’s problems.

“That’s not always the case,” Raznick says. “Too many doctors still feel uncomfortable talking to women about (their sex lives), so that can go unaddressed.

“Often a doctor who empathizes will see a problem, identify or rule out all of the physical possibilities. Then the next thing to address is the relationship.”

Chirino agrees. It’s the job of the gynecologist to make sure a woman’s sex life is as healthy as all other parts of her life.

“Often, patients won’t bring it up unless you ask about it,” Chirino says. “Otherwise, you only get the tip of the iceberg.

“A gynecologist’s job is to make women at ease with discussing any types of problems, including sexual dysfunction. Otherwise, the doctor might not be getting to all of the physical and emotional problems a woman might be facing.”

“We should know about any physical problem, but particularly with sexual dysfunction, making them know it’s OK to talk about it and they’re not going to be ridiculed or put down. The common problem is that many women think they’re the only ones in the world with this problem.”

In any event, something needs to be stepped up, Raznick says, because women who get to her office for counseling tend to show up for help two to three years late. That makes remedies that much more difficult.

More often than not, dealing with a woman’s sexual dysfunction will take a combination of medical and counseling services, experts say.

That would explain why it’s so difficult to find a female counterparts for male performance pills.

“In women, the libido is more likely to be tied to something else and requires a different sort of therapy,” Raznick says.

Chirino agrees: “The doctor shouldn’t be afraid to ask about it; patients shouldn’t be afraid to talk about it. It’s very common, and doctors need to be willing to listen and ask the right questions to bring out these problems.”

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