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The Jump Off Returns!!!

June 25, 2007

The Jump off crew are back from setting things up in America to bring us, The Jump Off Reloaded: Hip Hop On Viagra.

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Mean Fiddler is once again the stage for all things hip hop as The Jump Off makes it’s long-awaited return next week. Monday July 2, sees host Rap6 join b-boys, rap battlers and street crews in the most spirited set of competitions this side of Compton. Partnering with MySpace.com/thehookup, Kiss and the Arts Council, Jump Off will bring that unique energetic entertainment back to Monday nights.

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Viagra has nothing on this Brazilian spider

June 21, 2007

Spider-Man may want to check out the erection-stimulating venom of one of his Latin cousins in his next adventure: the poisonous bite of the Brazilian wandering spider gives men an erection that lasts for hours.

Doctors in Brazil’s emergency rooms easily diagnose male victims of phoneutria nigriventer by their high levels of pain, their increase in blood pressure - and their uncomfortable erections.

Now, Brazilian scientists at Medical College Georgia say they have isolated the chemical that causes the erections.

“The erection is a side-effect that everybody who gets stung by this spider will experience,” said Romulo Leite, a member of the Medical College Georgia study team. “We’re hoping eventually this will end up in the development of real drugs for the treatment of erectile dysfunction.”

The chemical, named Tx2-6, is a compound made up of a relatively short string of amino acids. The chemical triggers the production of nitric oxide, which sends a message telling the body to begin making an erection.

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It works in a different manner from Viagra, influencing an earlier stage in the erection process. Studies show that about one in three men with erectile dysfunction don’t respond well to Viagra. The study team believes a synthetic version of the venom combined with a drug such as Viagra could result in an amplified effect.

# A pill has been developed that boosts women’s sex drive and helps them lose weight at the same time.

Scientists believe that the “wonder pill”, which has been tested successfully on shrews and monkeys, will be available for human use within 10 years.

Prof Robert Millar, director of the Human Reproductive Sciences Unit at the Medical Research Council in Edinburgh, Scotland, is credited with the discovery.

And, although he has yet to carry out tests on male animals, Millar thinks it could also work for men. - Reuters News Service

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Google’s Paid Link Reporting

June 13, 2007

Google added a new section to webmaster central today entitled “report paid links”. How anyone other than me or quite possibly my book keeper know whether a link is paid or not is very questionable, but let’s dig just a little deeper shall we.

You can get the full data on this page but I’ll reprint it here because some of you might be concerned about privacy issues as far as Google is conceded:

We work hard to return the most relevant results for every search we conduct. To that end, we encourage site managers to make their content straightforward and easily understood by users and search engines alike. Unfortunately, not all websites have users’ best interests at heart. Some site owners attempt to “buy PageRank™” in the form of paid links to their sites. Buying links to improve PageRank violates our quality guidelines.

Google uses a number of methods to detect paid links, including algorithmic techniques. We also welcome information from our users. If you know of a site that buys or sells links, please tell us by filling out the fields below. We’ll investigate your submissions, and we’ll use your data to improve our algorithmic detection of paid links.

Let’s address some of the points in those paragraphs shall we …

Some site owners attempt to “buy PageRank™” in the form of paid links to their sites.

First off no one aside from Google owns PageRank™ so how I can sell something I don’t own is kind of funny. I guess it’s like those cans of Florida Sunshine you see at the tourist stops when you go on vacation. Seriously you want to stop people from selling your page rank take it away. That’s right take it off the toolbar and stop giving the data out. Of course that would entirely screw up your spyware application … err … toolbar data gathering that will supposedly enhance my personalized search but I digress …

Unfortunately, not all websites have users’ best interests at heart.

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That is quite funny. Assuming that I’m not buying text link advertising to screw with my competition, or more correctly use the flaws in Google algorithm to make Google screw with my competition, there’s a 99.9% chance I’m buying that text link ad because I’m actually selling the product or service that’s in the anchor text. Ok I might by “Coke” as a keyword if I was selling “Pepsi” because it’s direct competition, but more often than not if I buy “coke” chances are really pretty good that I sell Coke in one form or another. Want something else to think about, we all complain about crazy JS redirects through “.EDU” sites for terms like [buy Viagra] but when things work the way they are supposed to you’re almost certainly going to end up at a website that is selling Viagra. So when Google kills those results do they really have their users best interests at heart? I think it’s slightly more self serving on Google’s part, as they are really attempting to counter the perception that their ranking algo can’t be easily manipulated, because letting people who search for “buy viagra” get to a site that sells Viagra would seem to me to really be in the users best interests.

If you know of a site that buys or sells links, please tell us by filling out the fields below.

I can’t believe we are still having this discussion, how do you or anyone else, know with any reasonable degree of certainty, that I was paid to put up a link. Maybe Matt slipped me that nice black Google polo shirt I was wearing at SMX because I linked to him. Maybe he gave it to me so I wouldn’t point out that Google secretly hired Sasquatch to camp out on the Grassy Knoll and assassinate Kennedy or any other anti-Google conspiracy theory that I come across. Does throwing a great party at a conference count as paying for a link? Maybe I don’t get the cash directly, but I did drink some carbonated beverages (that’s my story and I’m sticking to it) and eat some food when I was there. Didn’t some one have to pay for the food and drink? If I write about it after the party and put up a link didn’t I get something of monetary value for that link. Food and drink is certainly a lot more real than toolbar pagerank dontcha think?

To use a real world analogy, when you hear two kids fighting in the other room and something crashes and breaks on the floor, do you come in and ask “which one of you two broke this” if you already know who did it? If Google knew who was selling text links they wouldn’t need you to tell them, and they wouldn’t be asking the equivalent of “which one of you two broke this” now would they …

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Aussie Viagra-fed oysters arouse international interest

June 6, 2007

George May said the natural qualities of the oyster, known for arousing sexual desire, combined with the best modern pharmaceutical equivalent to create a potentially multi-million dollar market.

“First of all, oysters are the greatest natural aphrodisiac, second, you lace it with Viagra, and third, it’s a laugh,” the 59-year-old told AFP on Monday.

May, who was a successful Sydney marketing executive until being diagnosed with prostate cancer late in 2006, will not be allowed to sell his oysters in Australia because they contravene strict regulations.

And he has been ordered by pharmaceutical giant Pfizer, which produces the anti-impotence drug Viagra, to stop using the name of their most famous product in his marketing.

But May says neither of these obstacles will stop him from exporting his specially prepared Sydney Rock Oysters around the world.

“No-one can stop me feeding Viagra to my oysters. The reason that Pfizer are jumping up and down is that I used the name Viagra,” he said.

“I’m getting calls from Macau, Hong Kong, Moscow for god’s sake. I’m getting calls from all over the bloody world.”

May, a self-described “marketing genius” from Scotland, said the idea came to him after he started “hanging around with the boys” in the small fishing village north of Sydney he retired to following prostate surgery last December.

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His doctor had prescribed a small daily dose of Viagra to help his recovery and it occurred to him he should be feeding the drug to oysters to help the local farmers, many of whom had struggled after a disease swept through their crops.

May said he told them: “I’m going to feed them Viagra and zinc and every other aphrodisiac I can find.”

He has since patented the idea of feeding the oysters Viagra, magnesium, zinc and sea grass among other things after the shellfish have gone through the normal purification process.

“They are all being really well looked after because they are in beautiful filtered water and we’re actually feeding them vitamins and minerals,” May said. “We’re getting a bigger oyster.”

May now has some 10 million oysters in cultivation and says he eats one to two dozen each day without any ill effects of consuming a foodstuff containing some medication. “I swear to god. They work,” he said.

A spokesman for Pfizer said the drug company was concerned about the use of their brand name. “It’s a very ordinary trademark issue,” he said.

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Walnut pills rival Viagra

June 5, 2007

MALAYSIAN researchers claim to have created a nutty alternative to Viagra.

Based on walnuts, it comes in a pill said to be more healthy than its pharmaceutical counterpart.

Kim Kah Hwi, who headed the team of researchers from the University of Malaya, said he was inspired to look into walnuts after reading about their use in history.

“I read articles about the Romans and French having eaten walnuts for this purpose,” Mr Kim said.

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“I thought if it had been documented that long ago, then there surely has to be something there.”

It took Kim and his research team two years to develop “N-Hanz”, tablets which contain walnut extract and have shown positive results on 40 volunteers against erectile dysfunction.

“It takes about an hour for the effects to set in and it will last for about four hours,” Mr Kim said.

“Because it is not a drug, it is safe for those with hypertension or diabetes, or who have recently had heart bypasses.”

Mr Kim said the active ingredient was an amino acid, arginine.

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